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A Handicapped Bitch in Recovery!

Sunday, August 14, 2005


And the PRESENT OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to...

MY DAD!!!!!!

After a few days of doubts (he wasn´t very sure in the beginning) my father decided to finally spend a fortune (well, not thaaaaaaat much, but enough to make him not to tell his wife -my mom- the real amount, scared to get a bite from her if she knew) in a very sofisticated HOME THEATRE! (Wheeeeeeeee!)
Fortunately (for me!) Dad has a serious buying problem, he is every sellsman´s wet dream and I think Mastercard itself wants to be his lover. Now you my wondering why I´m being such a bitch talking about the man who brought me to life, well....lemme tell you this:
That morning he left the house to buy a simple DVD PLAYER, I mean, nothing more sofisticated than a fucking VCR, it took him just ten minutes at the mall to decide getting this huge video system including all those audio little toys and KARAOKE!! (with two microphones and everything).
Whe I saw him coming into the house carrying all those boxes I thought "uh oh... you did it again right?"

The fun act started when we had to spend the whole night trying to understand how to connect all those freaking cables and buffers and after that trying to get all the functions setted up (It was a little domestic war where, instead of blood and bombs, we got several ego injures when a "simple" OUTPUT-TO-INPUT turned to "uncomprehensive language" after the second hour of re-reading the instructions manual)
Now thew fucking thig is working I´m just amazed... you won´t believe how my nervs get thrilled every time I hear a Jurassic Park bug scream on that screen, or watching (a million times already) The phantom of the Opera and cryyyyyyy and cryyyyyy and cryyyyy...

Believe me, if this great machine had a dick...I would definately marry it :P


Marvalous Ted from "Diary of a Sane Man" had the nerve of TAG me in one of those silly meme games, thank God this was a lovely one (as the Man who sent it). I love you Teddy, but next time you wanna "play" with me... let me know first so I could "be ready" (shower, shave, mints and...ya know).

So this is my play intructions and results:

“List ten songs that you are currently digging ... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're no good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the ten songs in your blog. Then tag five other people to see what they're listening to."

  1. Indigo Girls- Midnight train to Georgia
  2. Annie Lennox - why
  3. Portishead - All mine
  4. Disney Festival - Remember the Magic
  5. Josh Groban - You raise me up
  6. Madonna - Dear Jesse
  7. Sarah Mclalan (whatever it writes)- In te arms of an Angel
  8. Princess Amneris (Aida) - My strongest suit
  9. Spongebob Squarepants - under the sea
  10. Pussycat Dolls - Don´t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

And my CURSE/TAG goes to:

  • serra
  • Texas Biscuit
  • Kelly
  • Glitzy
  • Jon

Sorry babies, in case you find this annoying, GO AND GET HIM! (I want him alive!)





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