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A Handicapped Bitch in Recovery!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006


playing on our terrace

Monday, September 25, 2006

Birthday Birthday Birthday so far

His name is Teo, and it was my first birthday present. My uncle Chris Got him from a couple that is getting divorced and wanted to give him away. Hes a three years old Golden Retriever.

This morning started playing with my New baby

Then, another surprise, at 9.00am. a guy knocked at the door to bring this huge Breakfast Basquet full of delicious pastries and caffeine!!!
The card said:
"To our dear Peter Pan with all our love and devotion on his Birthday, Ian´s Tinkerbells Miri and Maku"

I think I gained at least 12 pounds, but whathahell! IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!

Another surprise, Maria brought me the top of the cake...
No, that´s NOT me!!!
ok, it is...

Friday, September 22, 2006


Due to next monday last recording at the studio (yes, it seems I´ll be FORCED to work on my BIRTHDAY!) the kids came last night for a Choir final rehearsall (The opening of the play will be October 1st).

They arrived somewhere around 9pm and we had dinner, gossip and lots of fun.

Working time came right afterwards when we all came into my room and stayed there untill 1.30am. YES! THAT´S THE WAY YOU WORK WHEN YOU ARE DIRECTED BY A BITCH!
They were terrific... it is such a pleasure to see them growing as artists. I´m so proud of them now (yes, it is the same group that was called "Tory Spelling wannabes" not so long ago...)

My kids... I love them (though some times they make me want to stick my cane up their asses!)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006


First of all, I wanna say I´m sorry of being out of blogging for more than a week, but I had another quemotheraphy session last wednesday and its consequences (dizyness, vomits, headaches, etc) are making myself all crappy even today (7 days later).

But "show must go on, Satine" and even though I was feeling like a piece of some abused toilet paper, I had to keep working and yesterday I locked myself with the kids in the recording studio again so we could finish our work on the songs for the play.

of course, we never finished it (today we are going there again) but we had so much fun, doing what we love to do: ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF FREAKS

After several hours of a work-a-holic behaviour no wonder why I came up like that on this pic.


Mom having a Rocking moment...

Posing with Gladys

Bitching Gladys...

Checking results with the Producer.

Monday, September 11, 2006

The Endless Night Chronicles:"Hooked up on a Straight restaurant"

Here we go again with another Buenos Aires Endless Night Chronicle.

This time: Miri´s Bday at Moliere.

Moliere is a very popular restaurant in the heart of San Telmo (The neighbourhood famous because of Tango and antique stores - read more HERE). One of the most peculiar things about this place is that after dinner (around 1.00am) they remove all tables and reopen their doors as a Discoteque.

When the girls of the cast decided to celebrate Miri (The Producer)´s birthday on a place like that I rolled my eyes... I didn´t like the idea of ending up stucked with my cane on a chair waiting for a bunch of whores to stop dancing to go back home, but what-tha-hell I said yes.

We had a great time, and enjoyed a very classy Tango show with dancers, singers and orquestra.

With the Bday Girl... No, we were not drunk, we were just answering the question:

"guys, did you like the food?"

As you all noticed I was the only boy on that noisy table... my ears still ache!

Maku, her Wilma Flinstone necklace and I.

The Trilogy of Terror:
Producer, Choreographer and Director.

The whore teambefore insanity began.

Annd now: the funny story of the night

When the disco opened, the place was packed with a huge crowd, mostly men (to satisfy my whores´expectations) a wild group of boys approached the ladies and danced with them for hours. I decided to sit on a corner where I enjoyed a full view of all the sins that were taking place on the dancefloor.

Then I noticed that one of these guys was looking at me (Gosh! he was hot!) and I laughed when I saw that the girls were trying to get to him... or to get him.

To my surprise he smiled and came to my corner holding a drink, he yelled (the music was too loud) "why aren´t you dancing with your friends? would you please dance with me?"
I was shocked, and started laughing, I didn´t want to start explaining that I was a clipple and that I certainly can´t dance.

By the moment he tried to sit on the chair next to me, Mary (the blond with curly hair) sat on my lap, hugged me and yelled to the guy "he´s mine".
It was very funny to see this guy´s expression when he stepped back saying "oh, I´m sorry" and went back to his group.

A few hours later we were heading the door, and the guy could see me holding my cane and being assisted to walk, then, while we were walking by him, he smiled and said: "now I undertstand why you were not dancing, remember you own me a dance I know that will happend..."

On the way back to my place, Helen told me he had asked her if I was Mary´s Husband and when she laughed and yelled "oh noooooo" He said he wanted to meet me but he gave up when she told him I was married.

crazy uh? I finally got home around 6am had breakfast and went to bed giggling.

Friday, September 08, 2006

In tha Closet!!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

A Bitch in action!

This was taken yesterday during the last 10 minutes of a 5 hours rehearsall.
Pay extra attention to my hair while I´m trying to explain one of the actresses how to say "I hate your outfit!"


Saturday, September 02, 2006


I decided to go 1980´s and now I´m carrying a Highlight Torch on my head... it looks kinda "cheap" (like my "pose" in the second picture), but I love it.

I´m working on the play again, I LOVE TO BE Busy, Busy, Busy!