The Handicapped Challenge ---Answers

Hello sweethearted readers!
Now that the Game is over, I need to thank all the ones who participated and made their best to get all the answers right, THANK YOU
THE WINNERS:
1st . Mr Brian (that Humpilicius officer we all wanna be arrested by)
2nd. Mikevil (the fake blonde with the right attitude)

CONGRATULATIONS!!! (please contact me by email and don´t forget to add your post adress so I can send your prizes before x-mas)

AND FOR THE REST OF YOU, THE ANSWERS AND EXPLANATIONS!


Question
1) B-day is probably the most important day of the year for me. This year I had a huge party... what was on the cake? (well, this was easy, you saw the picture)

a) a hidden Stripper (well, not that night...)
b) a Phantom of theOpera doll (correct)
c) a Madonna´s portrait (so gay)
d) a huge "26" made of caramel surrounded by candles (what am I, a "regular" guy??)

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2) even though most of the skin spots i got because of my medication are gone by now, recently I compared myself with:

a) a gay dalmatian
b) a leopard printed scum
c) a zebra from hell (remember when I burned my cock with acid?)
d) Carrie

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3) When someone calls me "a whore" I always reply:

a) "Fuck off, sucker!" (I´m not that rude)
b) "Yes, and I´ve learned from your sistaaaaaaaa!!!"( I´m not a guetto guy)
c) "I´m sorry, but I preffer the term : "a fuckeable courtesane" (it´s like my second name...)
d) "yes, but a very expensive one" (naaaaaaaaaaah, I´m so cheap!)

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4) what was the thing I ended up doing this year and I thought I would never do?

a) getting divorced (mhhh no, I saw it coming... as everyone else did)
b) directing a play for kids (of course, I hate those lil´brats!!)
c) gettin´a lizard (I love reptiles and I owned a few when I was single)
d) writting the script for a sit-com (I havent done that one, not this year)

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5) wich one of this crazy things had happened to me?

a) I discovered that I was fucking with my first husband´s younger brother. (ewwwww no! he´s adoreable but NO!)
b) I was hospitalized after eating too much junk food (no... never THAT much)
c) I accidentally killed my lil brother´s turtle (she died with no help)
d) I used to secreately date my brother´s best friend (yes, I wrote about him on my X´S post, it was a very funny experience)


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6) you all know I had to move to a REHAB CENTER for how long??

a) 80 days( as Jules Verne´s novel)
b) 6 month (yuk yuk)
c) a year (fuck!)
d) 30 days (grrrr)

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7) my friend´s say I have...

a) Ellen DeGeneres mood (I´m crazy, but not that butch)
b) Jude Law eyebrows. (mines are lighter)
c) J.Lo ass (you saw pictures!)
d) Cruella DeVill laughter (mine is louder)


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8) The name of the girl who encouraged me to write a blog in english is...

a) ...Bees
b) ...Deanne
c) ...Silvana
d) ...Rene

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9) wich one of the things below i havent done (yet)?

a) to sing in front of 30.000 people
(YES I sang in front of 30.000 people when I was a member of the CDC Choir back in 1998.It was the last night of a choir international contest and, as my choir won the 2nd place, we had to perform in a huge square stadium and I sang my "solo" in front of 30.000 souls. I felt I was MaDONNA!!! (BUT SINGING IN LATIN))

b) to run naked in a public place
(remember I posted about me running naked across a square to win a bottle of champagne while my friends were cheering me up through an appartment window?)

c) to date an international male model
(my former husband (Jerk) was the face of a very popular scent, his pictures were in eerry magazine around the world)

d) to fuck at the gym
(what do you think I am??? a whore?????-only a few picked this one up)


Question
10) from the following list, which title is has not been at the top ofmy site?

a) "WELCOME TO MY SOUL"
b) "GAY ON A WHEELCHAIR!"
c) "MY WAY BACK TO BIPED WORLD HAS STARTED"
d) "A HANDICAPPED BITCH IN RECOVERY"


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THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING PART OF MY CRAZYNESS
I love ya!
Ian.-