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A Handicapped Bitch in Recovery!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Handicapped Challenge ---Answers

Hello sweethearted readers!
Now that the Game is over, I need to thank all the ones who participated and made their best to get all the answers right, THANK YOU
THE WINNERS:
1st . Mr Brian (that Humpilicius officer we all wanna be arrested by)
2nd. Mikevil (the fake blonde with the right attitude)

CONGRATULATIONS!!! (please contact me by email and don´t forget to add your post adress so I can send your prizes before x-mas)

AND FOR THE REST OF YOU, THE ANSWERS AND EXPLANATIONS!


Question
1) B-day is probably the most important day of the year for me. This year I had a huge party... what was on the cake? (well, this was easy,
you saw the picture)

a) a hidden Stripper (well, not that night...)
b) a Phantom of theOpera doll (correct)
c) a Madonna´s portrait (so gay)
d) a huge "26" made of caramel surrounded by candles (what am I, a "regular" guy??)

Question
2) even though most of the skin spots i got because of my medication are gone by now, recently I compared myself with:


a) a gay dalmatian
b) a leopard printed scum
c) a zebra from hell (remember when I burned my cock with acid?)
d) Carrie

Question
3) When someone calls me "a whore" I always reply:


a) "Fuck off, sucker!" (I´m not that rude)
b) "Yes, and I´ve learned from your sistaaaaaaaa!!!"( I´m not a guetto guy)
c) "I´m sorry, but I preffer the term : "a fuckeable courtesane" (it´s like my second name...)
d) "yes, but a very expensive one" (naaaaaaaaaaah, I´m so cheap!)

Question
4) what was the thing I ended up doing this year and I thought I would never do?


a) getting divorced (mhhh no, I saw it coming... as everyone else did)
b) directing a play for kids (of course, I hate those lil´brats!!)
c) gettin´a lizard (I love reptiles and I owned a few when I was single)
d) writting the script for a sit-com (I havent done that one, not this year)

Question
5) wich one of this crazy things had happened to me?


a) I discovered that I was fucking with my first husband´s younger brother. (ewwwww no! he´s adoreable but NO!)
b) I was hospitalized after eating too much junk food (no... never THAT much)
c) I accidentally killed my lil brother´s turtle (she died with no help)
d) I used to secreately date my brother´s best friend (yes, I wrote about him on my X´S post, it was a very funny experience)


Question
6) you all know I had to move to a REHAB CENTER for how long??

a) 80 days( as Jules Verne´s novel)
b) 6 month (yuk yuk)
c) a year (fuck!)
d) 30 days (grrrr)

Question
7) my friend´s say I have...


a) Ellen DeGeneres mood (I´m crazy, but not that butch)
b) Jude Law eyebrows. (mines are lighter)
c) J.Lo ass (you saw pictures!)
d) Cruella DeVill laughter (mine is louder)


Question
8) The name of the girl who encouraged me to write a blog in english is...

a) ...Bees
b) ...Deanne
c) ...Silvana
d) ...Rene

Question
9) wich one of the things below i havent done (yet)?


a) to sing in front of 30.000 people
(YES I sang in front of 30.000 people when I was a member of the CDC Choir back in 1998.It was the last night of a choir international contest and, as my choir won the 2nd place, we had to perform in a huge square stadium and I sang my "solo" in front of 30.000 souls. I felt I was MaDONNA!!! (BUT SINGING IN LATIN))


b) to run naked in a public place
(remember I posted about me running naked across a square to win a bottle of champagne while my friends were cheering me up through an appartment window?)

c) to date an international male model
(my former husband (Jerk) was the face of a very popular scent, his pictures were in eerry magazine around the world)

d) to fuck at the gym
(what do you think I am??? a whore?????-only a few picked this one up)


Question
10) from the following list, which title is has not been at the top ofmy site?

a) "WELCOME TO MY SOUL"
b) "GAY ON A WHEELCHAIR!"
c) "MY WAY BACK TO BIPED WORLD HAS STARTED"
d) "A HANDICAPPED BITCH IN RECOVERY"



If you want to check out your scores and the official score list, then click here.


THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING PART OF MY CRAZYNESS
I love ya!
Ian.-
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